Coming home at 6:30 tonight, it was very dark (up nord here in Minnesota, ya know).

Laura: Will I ever be at school this late?

Me: Well, probably not, unless it is for something special.

Laura: Well, I guess when I go on a date someday, I'll probably be out this late.

*THUNK*

Me (picking myself up off the floor in a stupor): Huh? What? What do you know about dates? Where did you hear about dates? When do you think you'll ever be going on dates?

Holy crap, what just happened here?